Sunday, 10 February 2008

'So advanced, it's simple'. And apparently, so are you.

Apparently, 1 in 4 women can misread a traditional pregnancy test, so they invented this one. It says 'pregnant' or 'not pregnant' on the screen so there are "No more lines to interpret." (www.clearblueeasy.com). I'm sure you've all seen the advert.

Hang on, let's rewind for a moment, shall we?

One in four women can't tell the difference between one line, and two lines. Or line and no line. Or a line and a cross, depending on the test. Apparently the first wave of feminism never reached those nice folks at Clear Blue - maybe we should inform that, astoundingly, women have the same - yes, exactly the same - level of intelligence as men. Although, if the men in question are advertising executives, perhaps the human race will soon be riddled with unwanted pregnancies and stupid people being born thereafter.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awesome. I want in on this!
The blog. Not the pregnancy test.

Rosie said...

well i've sent you an email requesting your services madam. I expect a post within the weekend :D

And I'd like some swedish themed ones! Plopp? ABBA?!